Bumper stickers

What If the Hokey Pokey IS What It's All About?
"Please Jesus, protect me from your followers"
My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student.
Visualize Whirled Peas
As long as there are exams, there will be prayer in school
Visualize using your turn signal
If Going to Church Makes You a Christian,
Then Does Going to a Garage Make You a Car?
Bad Cop! No Donut.
"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most"
Mean people suck
The gene pool needs more chlorine.
My life is based on a true story
"God bless the whole world. No exceptions."
"If only closed minds came with closed mouths."
Keep honking...I'm reloading.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool! 
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
7 days with out Jesus makes one weak 
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night 
Be Human.
Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!! ??
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
Ever Stop To Think And Forget To Start Again?     
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
I don't decaf
I don't do mornings.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.  

I've been struggling lately; however a scripture has been
helpful; that scripture is Romans 12:12

"Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer."

It has been relatively easy to remember in times
of strife!